where the best way to stay off the ledge is to listen to the Pixies and to on a farting-herring-and-damaged-peni posting binge.
Yahoo is reporting that gay men are using Viagra recreationally, thus making them more vulnerable to stds: "Viagra's capacity to prolong sex leads to increased risk of abrasions and, therefore, greater risk of passing on sexually transmitted diseases." Um...ow.
Sorry folks. I know there's real news out there, but I 1.am up to my nostrils in work, and 2.am grateful I work in a two-story building with windows that don't open. Which is to say...maybe tomorrow I will feel like I can face dismemberment, torture, and wanton greed again, but for now, I'm sticking with the top ten stupid ways men injure their special purpose.