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It's a cheap laugh, I know, but apparently a man did actually bite a dog today (or at least that's what the police are saying). In fact, they say he nearly bit off the ear of a police dog. What's particularly newsworthy to me is that the police in Kansas City have enough time on their hands to chase down folks who stiff cab drivers and release their dogs on them. Geez, when I managed a store in D.C., I couldn't get a cop in to arrest a shoplifter if no blood was involved.