Tuesday, February 22, 2005

The best spam I've ever received

Without a doubt.

Just got this from some random stranger in South Africa. My network blocked the nasty spyware bits attached, but the accompanying text is quite amazing:

Politi, politi

God can only do for you what He can do through you.
Desire, like the atom, is explosive with creative force.
Books are divided into two classes, the books of the hour and the books of all time. Imagination... its limits are only those of the mind itself.

The world is divided into two categories: failures and unknowns.

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom.
The greatest evil is physical pain.
Every private in the French army carries a Field Marshall wand in his knapsack. Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness. We do not quite forgive a giver. The hand that feeds us is in some danger of being bitten.

Lavishness is not generosity.
He who dies before many witnesses always does so with courage.

A man can be destroyed but not defeated.
The more business one has, the more you are able to accomplish, for you learn to economize your time.
It is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned.

The preservation of health is a duty. Few seem conscious that there is such a thing as physical morality.
The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich.

I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

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