I must recommend cyranet cards. What they lack in aesthetic beauty, they more than make for in text. Choose from messages like
Congratulations on selling out. They say you can actually see the moment when the soul leaves the body.
It's not a commitment thing, I just like to be able to pick up and emigrate whenever I please.
Thinking of you. Not all the time, but you're in the rotation.
Your ability to find a Simpsons quote for every situation is very endearing. Someday, you might find the same enthusiasm for something I want to talk about.
I really love this site.