If only I had known...

They Took Everything: the online registry for the newly single (via Presurfer). Shop here for items like the single guy's gift basket (which includes toilet paper, soap, shaving cream, disposable razors, air freshener, and the latest copies of magazines such as Mens Health and Maxim); the x-b-gone kit to excise them from your photos (a little basket of scissors, white out, markers, etc.); and the self help therapy magnet set (with a cut out of your ex and stick-on accessories such as jumper cables, diapers, and little magnetic chicken heads). For those of you who can't wait, there's on online version of the latter.