Synergy

These are the headlines for YahooNews' top five stories right this minute:

Rice Links Iraq Withdrawal to Security

Gunmen Kill Three Iraqi Candidates

U.S. Man Charged in Oil-For-Food Probe

World's Largest Passenger Plane Unveiled

Exit pollsters to release election report to media

Really the synergy is killing me. Can I just go to sleep and wake up in four years? Hmm...I guess not.