Oh dear

I suspect someone's been surfing memepool or the like. I got this via email this morning, and I really know the feeling.




And here I am reminded of that old joke "why do dogs lick themselves..."




Rubber boy's extremely metaphoric resume moment:

Daniel’s tour de force is a brand new feat he himself invented: the De-escape! Using a straitjacket, a long chain, and a small trunk, Daniel revives the lost art of "enterology."

I don't think I have ever run into a more potent analogy for my relationship history in my life.