Moment of gratitude

I read something like this:

The first inkling my husband had that I was thinking about suicide was when he checked my blog,

and I just think about how glorious it is to be single. Oh, I could tell you stories, blog readers of mine... But I will refrain. Let me simply pass on two pieces of advice for our age: 1.if you're going to have a secret extramarital affair, don't do it with an online journaller, and 2.if you're going to attempt suicide after being caught with your hand in that postmodern cookie jar, have the decency not to leave a copy of alt.suicide's FAQ in the printer tray when you stick your head in the oven.

Really.

Some day I'll write a memoir. I'll let you all know. It will be like David Foster Wallace only true.