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The Bitch has inspired me. I'm seriously considering quitting my job and selling snack food on eBay for a living. I'm thinking if the Mary and Jesus pretzel can fetch more than 10 grand, I can make a fine living just by more closely inspecting my cheetos and In 'n' Out burgers.



The eBay description:
MOTHER AND CHILD...This totally unique and spiritual item was found by a 12 year old girl. She was eating "Rold Gold" Honey Mustard flavored tiny twist pretzels, when she noticed the Virgin Mother holding Baby Jesus. We all had a feeling of warmth and spirituality when holding the pretzel. The bible references the parables of the mustard seed (Matthew 13:31-32; Mark 4:30-32) , honey is sweet to the soul & healing of the bones (Proverbs 16:24) and the pretzel (John 3:14-21) has a deep spiritual meaning for LENT. We believe the Lord works his magic and this is evident in this item! Pretzel 1 inch wide by 2 inches tall.

PRETZEL PRAYER

Bless this special Lenten bread, O God. May its folded arms remind us of your love which folds around us. Let this little bread help us to especially remember your son, Jesus, during Lent. Guide us, O God, into his loving ways each day. Amen