Spam of the month

This from A's in box--a personal testimonial in a spam ad for an energy pill:

"I wake up at 6am to make breakfast and help my husband get out the door for work. I drive my daughter to kindergarten and son to his junior high, then the grocery shopping, laundry, house cleaning, my girl scout troop, perhaps a soccer game, cook dinner, help the kids with their homework, and hopefully squeeze in some quality time with my husband. I wake up at 6am the next morning and do an almost identical day. I don't know what I would do without Excell."
– Noel Dawson, Super Mom, Ramona, California

I mean fuck, right? Is it an ad for an energy pill or for hollowpoint bullets that's what I want to know.