I also have decided to limit my vocabulary to 10 monosyllabic words (not counting contractions and articles):
For example: "Big strong man want beer?" "You want chips?" "You great!"
I will avoid these words like New Orleans:
As in: "Why do you insist on my wearing these sheer red stockings?" "Can I have one of your beers?" "Will you let me know if you are married?"
Friday, November 18, 2005
From Chris comes this gem from today's LA Times. Inspired by Maureen Dowd's impending visit, the aptly named Samantha Bonar writes a quick article on stupidity as the key to attracting men: