Tag lines

So I've been mulling a descriptor for my blog for a while now. My dear little crazy boy friend (as in boy (pause) friend) just began a blog and I'm thinking of stealing a line from one of his posts:

"If God had Internet access he would have created the world in 7 minutes."

But that should probably be 6 minutes right? On the 7th minute he rested.

Then I came across that comment about the word of the year and I thought maybe something like:

"Notes on kakistocracy and kitsch"

There was a time when I could have gone with something like:

"I'm not gay but my boyfriend is"

But happily those years are behind me. Now I go for bipolar heterosexuals.

Anyway, I'm open to suggestions.