Strut your stuff without bunching up

You know, in AA they have an expression "half measures availed us nothing," and that's what I thought of when I saw this on Target's website. Product description:

Strut your stuff without bunching up. When even a thong won't do the trick, the disposable Anti-Panti saves a woman's day. Made of soft 100% cotton flannel, this slender circle of fabric has an adhesive back that attaches to the inside of jeans or pants and doesn't budge. Trousers with tricky, low-slung waistlines and form-fitting backsides are banished to the back of the closet no more. With the Anti-Panti, you're looking smooth and on your way.

C'mon ladies, just go commando if you want to.