This just totally cracked me up so I have to share it. A just forwarded me an email thread between herself and her cousin about mohels, and within it was the URL for Dr. Diamond's site (he is the mohel of choice appparently). His slogan, of course, is "Nothing cuts like a diamond."
I'm beginning to believe bad puns are a genetically linked disease not unlike Taysachs.
And another thing: NOAM, the National Organization of American Mohelim, really sounds like an organization from a David Foster Wallace novel.