Al Gonzales (as part of his resignation speech):
"Public service is honorable and noble."
George W in accepting Al's resignation:
"Under his leadership, the Justice Department has made a priority of protecting children from Internet predators, made enforcement of civil rights laws a top priority. He aggressively and successfully pursued public corruption and effectively combated gang violence.
It's sad that we live in a time when a talented and honorable person like Alberto Gonzales is impeding from doing important work because his good name was dragged through the mud for political reasons."
May the god I don't believe in smite you both. Really.