Okay, I know the blognoscenti are all over this one, but I can't help but post it here as well. Apparently, this past Sunday, some overly zealous wanna-be Daniel figure, upon crawling into a lion's cage in Kiev and shouting "God will save me, if he exists," became lunchmeat. Reuters reports, "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
Um yeah. And if he doesn't, well...you're meat. So much for Pascal's wager, huh?
(Thanks to Shakespeare's Sis for the story)