Because I get to be around people like this all day.
Portia on the post-40 punk rock crowd:
If you try to be too punk rock when you're older, it's like bread that's gone bad. Everybody can see the mold, but the bread thinks it's fine.
Tom on quitting smoking:
When I quit smoking I wanted to pick my kids up by the ears and chew their faces off.
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